Tuesday, September 02, 2003

Crazy Stuff

I don't know HOW it happens, it just does. Crazy stuff always seems to happen to me. It's ludicrous, this stuff happens that even I can't believe. Yet it's all true, it's all factual, really. Some of it I'll record here just so you know.

Things seem to happen to me that's just so bizarre as to be unbelievable. People think I make this stuff up. Quite truthfully, I sometimes wish I did since the events are not always pleasant nor enjoyable. If I were writing fiction at least then I'd have a novel. But who wants to read bizarre truths?

I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!