Thursday, November 17, 2005

Men and Women Wisdom

Every man needs a wife because he can't blame everything on the government.

Half a loafer is better than no husband at all -Louis Safiar

Being a husband is like any other job. It helps if you like the boss.

Even when a marriage is "made in heaven" the work and maintenance needs to be done here on earth.

To marry a woman for her beauty is like buying a house for it's paint.

A man who gives in when he's wrong is wise. A man who gives in when he's right is married.

When a man answers the phone he reaches for a pencil. A woman grabs a chair.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason -- he'd better have one.

Woman can never be as successful as men. They have no wives to advise them.

I hate woman because they always know where things are. -James Thurber

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. -Jerry Seinfeld

"She can't fix you but she can tell you what's wrong in Latin." -Dave regarding his wife's medical transcription skills.