Friday, February 27, 2009

ways to be cool

Over at they posted a page of someone’s notebook:
"Ways To Be Cool"
Don’t know where they found this, or why they posted it, but it got me to thinking that I wish I'd seen this list long ago.

Here I've been agonizing throughout life never realizing WHY I'm not cool. At least now I know. I wonder if it’s too late to start on this list? Should I start at the top? Or maybe do one of the easier items on the list first?

I also wonder if I’m cool just doing a few of the items on the list?

You know, I could start out with a leather jacket, helmet and a motorcycle but do the Mohawk thing next week. Of course, if I did have a Mohawk, how would anyone know until I got off the motorcycle and removed my helmet? Unless, of course, I rode without a helmet in a state that doesn’t require them, like in Florida. But then, if I didn’t have a helmet . . . that wouldn’t be cool.

I do have a few other questions, Where is Williamsburg? Is that where they speak European?

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.


Anonymous said...

so funny... imagine everyone wearing leather jackets... haha...on the other hand - at least he tries to fix the problem ;)